I would be upset at you for taking his shit but if he was dumb enough to get conned out of it he probably deserved it [#SAVAGE]
listen. he's a vault hunter like me, apparently we work together to kill some crazy corporate guy idk you people are all from the future or something. tl;dr - I can talk to him if you want he thinks with his, er, turret like most guys but he will probably listen to reason? probably.
did he try to make it sound impressive? the most impressive thing about pandora is how many different animals and people have tried to eat me after not even half a year there.
well, youre in the clear with this vault hunter for now. The offer to distract loverboy is still on the table.
he made it sound like he was this badass commando and i guess its fitting given his nickname but... yeah. i'm just trying not to have my lies bite me in the ass.
i was doing pretty good here, too.
...and for the record i promise i've never lied to you
he IS pretty badass. ive only seen him take down the monsters here, though, not the whole pandora shebang but yeah. dont bang him. i think he's married or something. btw he just texted me I'm slowing him down as best as I can! [star emoji!
after that guardian angel mess, she shouldn't be too trusting, but... seeing that admission from her actually feels kind of good, even if it's only over text. lilith smiles down at her phone a little.]
i know a thing or two about having to get rid of guys, so no problem. youre lucky, Axton is actually a sweet guy. wait wait why are you hiding? if he shows up you can just not answer the door right?
Oh cmon vault hunters dont bite. Unless youre a Psycho or a skag or trying to shoot us first, in which case, yes, we do bite. what IS his reputation? all I know about him is that we work together. or will i guess.
yeesh. tell your roommates to ignore him or send him off. i mean i can even get him myself. where is your place anyway?
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listen. he's a vault hunter like me, apparently we work together to kill some crazy corporate guy idk you people are all from the future or something.
tl;dr - I can talk to him if you want
he thinks with his, er, turret like most guys but he will probably listen to reason? probably.
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MY problem is that i played completely innocent. pissing off a vault hunter isn't exactly a good record i have.
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well, youre in the clear with this vault hunter for now. The offer to distract loverboy is still on the table.
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i was doing pretty good here, too.
...and for the record
i promise i've never lied to you
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yeah. dont bang him. i think he's married or something. btw he just texted me I'm slowing him down as best as I can! [star emoji!
after that guardian angel mess, she shouldn't be too trusting, but... seeing that admission from her actually feels kind of good, even if it's only over text. lilith smiles down at her phone a little.]
Thanks, Fi. I believe you.
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you're amazing. thanks.
[ THEY HAD A MOMENT. A STUPID GIRLY MOMENT. ]
i'm about to go hide in a closet to avoid this entire atomic bomb drop.
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i know a thing or two about having to get rid of guys, so no problem. youre lucky, Axton is actually a sweet guy.
wait wait why are you hiding? if he shows up you can just not answer the door right?
i almost said doge
GUYS. not vault hunters. his reputation sure as hell does precede him.
[ Logic dictates that she shouldn't answer the door, but - ]
with four other people in the house? my lies aren't THAT good.
i'm getting the hell out of dodge.
omg
what IS his reputation? all I know about him is that we work together. or will i guess.
yeesh. tell your roommates to ignore him or send him off. i mean i can even get him myself. where is your place anyway?