inventory - futurology

[cashlin]

weapons;

▶ MALIWAN INCENDIARY SMG (ammo: 100%)
we don't need no water....
▶ JAKOBS SNIPER RIFLE (ammo: 100%)
fires as fast as you can pull the trigger.
▶ HYPERION REPEATER PISTOL (ammo: 100%)
omnia vincit amor.
▶ VLADOF SHOTGUN (ammo: 100%)
want to shoot a lot of bullets really fast?
▶ STICKY GRENADES (6/6)
attach to surfaces, then explode after a few seconds.
▶ HAMMER
eat your heart out, nathan fillion. (feb '17).

MISC;

▶ TEDIORE ORB SHIELD
quick health regeneration!
▶ HEALING KIT (3)
does a body better than a placebo.
▶ DAHL ECHONET COMM (no reception)
greetings, traveler!
▶ MAGITEK DEVICE
for shitposting, probably. manifests as a bracelet.
▶ CREAMED CORN x 2
better than starving, right? (feb '17)
▶ BOTTLED WATER x 3
quench the #thirst. (feb '17).
▶ GENERIC IBUPROFEN x 20
need peels here... (feb '17)

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